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Post by Graymane on Jun 9, 2013 16:50:50 GMT 1
{This thread is meant to be completely silly and is in no way related to the RP as a whole}
How Munkustrap got his drivers lisences only his father and Tugger knew, how he got the massive 80 meter long RV/Toy Hauler only Misto knew. Why anyone cared, nobody knew, or cared for that matter. The fact was, Munkus was going camping! And the entire tribe was invited! All he had to do right then, was pack. And make sure his driving record was clean. The fact that he even had a driving lisence was weird. How could a seven foot two and a half inch tallsilver and black tabby cat.... guy... Get a driving lisence and know only skats worth how to even keep the car on the road ? Much less a massive 80 meter long RV! The thing was all but a road train, and Munkus was its driver.
Someone must have bribed Misto to get the guy that was selling it to let Munkus buy it at a insanely low price of a half bag of kibble, {that is, silver and gold dollar coins}. But nobody bothered to ask any questions mostly because of Mistos giant cousin Quaxo. Who was practically Munkus' bodyguard since his arrival in town. Munkus ambled through his room, filling a large carpet bag with a few much needed items, in this case a comb for his mane, bottle brush teasing comb for his tail, whetstone for his claws, and sunglasses. Lastly he put his favorite bathrobe, the dark brown one with black stripes on it made for him by his mother.
Who as it turned out was right there watching him very cuirous. "How you got your dad to get you the ablity to drive is beyond me" Moentha said softly. Her soft yet sharp voice was one of admiration, awe, and plain confusion. Yet her son was a good tom. And an even better driver then most people on the roads. "Good morning dear"
"The sooner the better I normally think. Good morning Mom, are you and dad packed yet ?" Munkus said as he put the bathrobe on, it had a hood on it at his uncles request. Since joining the family Graymane was both a teacher and a guy to count on, though the older cat rarely spoke, when he did his words were often truer than anything Munkus had ever heard.
"Yes, our stuff is in the camper now. What about you ?" Moentha asked. The beautiful brown and black tabby queen stood in the door way, a centimeter shorter than her son, she was still very beautiful. She was still shocked that her sons first car was a massive Road Train RV inastead of a nice smaller minivan or sports car. Munkus had after all, just turned eighteen and gotten his drivers lisence on the same day. A week ago.
"Just about, I got a few more things to pack. Camping gear list to go through too. What about Tug ? Is he still coming ?" Munkus was planning on going on a cross continetal road trip across Western Europe and Western South Asia before returning home. Part of that road trip was all the exotic beauties to be had. And not just monuments either. But the Queens from different nations. Knowing Tugger like he did, there was no passing it up.
"Last I knew." Moentha said, then as an afterthought as she was heading for the kitchen to make lunch she muttered "Try not to kill us all while you're driving." That made Munkus snicker, in Germany the speed limit was never defined, just like Tibet, which was where Munkus really wanted to go and see just how fast his new 'car' could go. The speed meter said 190KMH {117MPH} He wanted to see if that were true. As long as Tugger never took the wheel, they'd be fine.
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Post by dodd4 on Jun 10, 2013 13:41:24 GMT 1
((Bomba)) the red Queen set down the nap sack on the roads shoulder, this Back Pack Across Euorpe WAS NOT what it had been cracked up to be! and by Bast she was tired of walking! then she noticed a house on wheels barelling down the road.
she gave a sweet smile and arched her back and a shapely leg, poseing artisticly as she held up her thumb....
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Post by carnivallie on Jun 10, 2013 23:15:09 GMT 1
CARNIE A red tom was trailing behind the othe. Red queen with a heavy backpack. "Sis? How long until the next stop?" He said sloghtly out of breath. Ald with every breath he kept asking himself who's bright idea it was to do this... And every time he came up with he answer: himself! But he looked up and she was posing herself. A camper was nearing them. "Great idea sis." He said as he sat down lettin his legs rest. (( dodd: i hope its ok if i join with carnie as bomba's broter. Sindce they're both scarlet. If rather not i'll delete the post inmediatly  |
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Post by dodd4 on Jun 10, 2013 23:25:08 GMT 1
((Bomba))
the smile never dimmed as she said sweetly to Carnie in a sotto voice, "if they DON'T stop because you scare them off then you get to carry both packs!"
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Post by Graymane on Jun 11, 2013 1:31:23 GMT 1
It had been a good two hours since leaving home, or rather what was left of it, the massive RV was practically their house to begin with as it was! For the most part Munkus managed to keep the massive rig on the road very well. The speed was a consistent 120KPH {72MPH} as he cruised along. The gas for the sucker was nicely made by some weird eletronic gizmo thtat was thankfully not a nuke. Some sort of Magnetic gizmo that Skimble had installed. Munkus was also told the thing could float like a boat! Or even ski like a sled if the time came to it! One thing he actually wanted to test was the mythic submarine bit. But then again he was on a road trip! Good old firma terra!
His mother was at his side with a massive roadmap {provided through Google Maps!!} and was marking out their trip and where they had been so far. "Turn left when you come to the fork in the road" She said absently.
"Fork in the road!" Munkus crowed out as he took a slight left as the road literally forked into a split land highway. His mother looked out the window, in the fading background she barely made out a massive steel fork before she put a paw to her forehead, this was going to be a long trip.
A ways ahead, thanks to the GPS system and advanced sensors the massive RV possessed Munkus spotted two blips on the screen and started slowing down. As he and the massive construct got close enough he spotted two people, both of them Jellicles, and one of them very pretty "MEEEEE----OW!" He said coasting the massive rig to a halt centimeters from Bomba's outstreched thumb. Opening open a window he poked his head out and spoke "Hiya babe, you two going somewhere ?" His emerald green eyes locked on Bomba as he spoke. He knew there was another tom there though.
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Post by dodd4 on Jun 11, 2013 2:19:36 GMT 1
((Bomba))
the scarlet queen batted her big clear green gold eyes at him, "whereever youre headed is just fine handsom," she purred. "I would be ever sooo graatefull if you would give us a lift... oh and he would be too." she continued as she leaned against the side of the RV arching so that she could see him better as her tail coquettishly furled and unfurled. |
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Post by Graymane on Jun 11, 2013 3:49:01 GMT 1
"Well, I myself am truckin across country, wanna lift ?" Munkus asked, he traded looks briefly with his mother who was in the passenger seat. No doubt his father was somewhere in the back upchucking out the back window at that moment. But then again Old D was a very brave cat. Much like himself and his siblings. They were all risk takers and this round the world trip was proof of that!
It was at that exact moment when another rather young voice broke in "Hey, who hit the brakes ?" A solid red paw clawed open a window and what had to have been a young teenager poked her head out. Redmane was not exactly a teen, but she was small for her age. Bright green eyes poked out and spotted Carn, her eyebrows went up and before she could speak a pair of brown selnder Siamese paws pulled her head back in.
The Silver Tabby at the wheel grumbled something pulling his head back in he called back t othe galley "Yo 'Cash! Get your brother to let up on his mate will ya ? He's shakin' the joint with his bed dancing!" Drum and Cashire were twin toms and both of them were Munkus' cousins on his mothers side of the family, both of them were lynx Point Siamese breeds and Drum was the drunken lout with a very pretty Persian mate named Redmane. That said he poked his head back out, took one good loooooooooooooooong look at the very pretty red queen and hit the door release.
The door hissed open and steps folded out "Come on in! Plenty of room, in facy there are plenty of rooms." Once they were in he'd get going. Cashire just mumbled something and threw up a soaked towel onto the ceiling over the overhead bunk to drip onto the two lovers for a few minutes. The air conditioning was on too. A second later Drum fell out of the overhead bunk completely soaked, Redmane fell out on top of him.
"Good morning sunshines" Cashire said. A smirk evident on his face. The mystic loved playing around with water and cloth. So darn fun making those little water bombs.
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Post by dodd4 on Jun 11, 2013 13:50:51 GMT 1
((Bomba))
the scarelet queen sasshayed her way up the steps, pauseing to stretch and give Munk a friendly rub at the top, "oh thank you," she purred breathily, "Carn be a dear and bring the packs huh?" then she gave a big friendly smile to Moentha, "Hi! if Hot Stuff here is yours say just the word 'ka? Bomba dosn't poach!"
saying this she curled into Munks lap to make way for her very lage brother and the packs.
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Post by carnivallie on Jun 11, 2013 14:48:03 GMT 1
CARNIVALLIE
Carnivallie huffed "yeah leave me with all the bags... As usual." He said between his teeth and rather effortlesly picked up the backpacks. It wasn't the weight that was bothering... It was more that he was fatigue from the walking. as he entered the caravan he saw al kind of gadgets. It looked almost as if the caravan was bigger on the inside.
"Thank you for picking us up.... We don't know hiw to repay you. We don't have any money on us as for now." He said as he settled the backpacks on the floor. He nodded at the queen that he saw earlier sticking her head outside.
TUGGER
Tugger yawned and streched as he came into the main sitting space of the caravan. "Why did we sto.... Heloooow red and beautifull." He said as he approached the two newcommers. I still have some space left to sleap in in my sleepingspace.... That is if you're intrested." He added with a wink.
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Post by Graymane on Jun 11, 2013 20:49:45 GMT 1
Moentha smiled "It is fine. I am quite sure my son will welcome the company. How are you with maps ?" The brown and black tabby asked. Well that explained a lot, Moentha was the silver studs mother! Then his brother showed up. When he tried to advance the brown and black tabby put a paw to her face, this was indeed going to be a long trip.
"Mornin' Tugger" Munkus said, Cash kept himself out of reach of the leopard cat as much as he could. Then again little Blue kept a bit too close and as soon as Tugger turned around the blue orb constantly sprung a leak directly in his face. Sadly there was nothing Cashire could do to stop that from happening.
Munkus seemed to raise an eyebrow and saw how his cousins mate was eyeing the new comers on board. Rather than let things get out of hand really quick he said simply as he hit the door system as soon as Carn was in. "Welcome aboard! No need to worry of money or payment for anything because we don't worry about it either, and there is plenty of room so make yourselves to home even though this is a mobile home. Next stop.... hu..... Where's my map ?" Munkus started digging through the stacks of maps of his planned route that he and his mother had worked on the past year or so.
Once he found the map he marked where they were on the GPS compared to the maps. Thank goodness for modern remodeling! All sorts of pinboards were on the walls. the thing was practically a space ship right out of Starch Treat! "OK, so, we're just out side of Favorsham, Man are we off course! Lets see a little south and aha! We can get straight to ashford, then from there we can either take the ferry or see how this sucker does in the sea. I recall the salesman saying that this thing'll survive anything short of a star supernova" Was Munkus planning on taking ship somewhere ? As he spoke the massive RV got back into gear with a smooth pull away as his mother took over driving for the nonce.
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Post by dodd4 on Jun 12, 2013 8:58:43 GMT 1
((Bomba))
the scarlet queen setteled in next to Munk happily stretching distractingly to help with the maps. then she waved the slender toes of her paw at Tugger, "Hi! I'm
Bombalurina and this is my Big Brother Carnnie!" she said in a soft breathy voice,
"you have space in your sleeping are? oh thats GREAT! weren't you JUST saying you were realy tiered Big Brother?" she said sweetly.
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Post by carnivallie on Jun 12, 2013 9:39:56 GMT 1
TUGGER
Tugger's attention was suddenly disrupted by a scarlet queen. "Oh euh hay, I wasn't really talking to you." He said to the queen called bombalurina. "I was talking to this handsome tom. So... You intrested in a spare room with moi."
CARNIVALLIE
Carnivallie was taken by surprice hen the leopard tom was talking to him. Of all the things he was used to from time to time toms hitting on him thinking he was gay. But this was a bit different. First of all his sister was there and normally they hitted on her. And second,... This tom had some sort of .... Thing going on .... That was quite... Irresistable.. Even for the straight tom like carnie.."eeuuhh... Yeah.... S'good..... You have .... Euh... An... Euh... Spare bed in your .... Space?" He said rather uncomfterbelly.
TUGGER
Tugger was getting more and more interested in this tom. 'Either he's a closet gay.... Or a curious straight..... I like it' he carresed his paw on the broad chest of the tom called Carnivallie. "Weeell... No... And it's also a rather small bed .... So we need to lat very.... Close ... To eachother." Tugger said in a wispering purr in Carnivallie's ear.
CARNIVALLIE
A small shudder came across Carnies back when tugger wispered in his ear. And without even thinking twice he answered." Ok... S.. Sure... No problem"
TUGGER
Tugger smiled. 'Gotcha!' He thought to himself and took Carnivallie backpack. "See you soon then." He sai with a wink and gave a small carres on Carnies behind when he stepped away.
CARNIVALLIE
Carnivallie sighed of relief when tuger was gone he turned towards the tom caled munkus..... To who had his sister ik a rather... Suggestive... Position..."is he always like that?" Carnie asked smightl shaking.
(WHOO taking narcicisme to the next level ;p))
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Post by dodd4 on Jun 12, 2013 18:44:31 GMT 1
((Bomba))
the scarlet queen gave a tinkeling laugh at the look on her brothers face,
"oh go on Carn! I think that I've found MY seat!", she said happily settling in next to Munk "oooh whats this one do?" she said litely leaning against him to peer at the dashboard.
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Post by Graymane on Jun 13, 2013 0:20:39 GMT 1
"That is the coffee machine." Came a mostly stoic type of voice as who it came from was seated on the living space sofa finally chose that time to waken. The black and white giant of a tom sat there, cross legged, his eyes were closed until he opened them. Quaxo took in the new comers and had to raise an eyebrow to his cousin, Tugger. To Munkus he said "Remind me to limit his catnip intake on this trip will you" Quaxo was rather intimidating, just out of arms reach from Bomba he was in fact quite calm and also a gentletom as he deftly pulled up a chair for Bomba to take a seat on as Munkus studied the maps still.
"I'll make a note of it." Munkus said taking out a Post-It Note {silver color!} and writing up a note and sticking it onto the side of the maps where a clutter of notes were already. The note was simple "Remind Qauxo not to kill Tugger over the catnip stores." It went right next to the black one with white writing that spelled out "Buy more Catnip before picking up the Tiger Twins." The Post-It Notes were in all sorts of colors, black with white writing, white with black writing, brown with blue writing, and silver with white writing. And then there was the one that was solid white with red writing that had one word on it "Control" There was no missing his mothers twin brothers writing on that one.
There was another written in blue writing on black paper that was simple "Buy flowers before picking up The Dark Twins" with an addum of "Make sure they are not catmint or catnip, Tantomile hates those" and right under that was another addum of "Housebreak Blue before letting her out near Tantomile or Cori." Apparently Cash was still working on that last one.
Turning back to Carni Munkus said simply "That is my brother, wait until you meet my sister. Try not to trip over her when going to or from the rooms. Though don't worry about him, he's harmless. And if you smell anything funny, blame the 'nip." The massive road train RV was structured similarly to a train sleeping car. A hallway on one side, and four rooms on the other. Each room was complete with a full bathroom, {not including shower} a queen sized bed {in human terms, queen size was as large as they could make a bed for a camper!} flat panel TV {with blueray player, full cable hookup {5000 channels!} and xbox 360 gaming system in each room!}.
Amona, Munkus twin sister and elder by nearly ten heartbeats was a black and white tabby queen with oddly white eyes as if she were blind, but she was in fact able to see quite clearly. Munkus had no idea why his sister preffered to snooze on the floor, it was possibliy his driving, but he did not question that. Her room was marked by a mostly broken door that hung on no hinges, in fact her door was really just a doorway, no door, just an opening. which meant that sometimes she snoozed in the hall without noticing.
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Post by dodd4 on Jun 13, 2013 0:44:21 GMT 1
((Bomba))
Bomba's clear green gold eyes grew wide with appreaciation, "oooh my oh my! and I thought you were just a big old stuffed teddy bear!" she said in a breathy voice and a big smile. she curled into the profered chair with a happy purrrr, oh this was SO better than walking!
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Post by Graymane on Jun 13, 2013 2:06:54 GMT 1
"I can understand big, but teddy bear...." Came another voice, that of a beautiful thin as a reed yet identically striped tabby of black and white with bright white eyes instead of black and silver. "Personally I think he's more a Mob Boss type of guy." Amona said with a snicker. She ducked quickly as her brother carried off a suitcase or two. "Careful ya idiot ya nearly ran me over!!" The tabby said to Tugger. Thankfully she did not arrive until after her little brother had done his move on Carni. "QAX!!" The tabby barked out with a jerk of her thumb towards Tugger.
Quaxo looked up; "Yes dear ?" he asked
"I went by Tug's room, the place reeks, when did he get a Hookah ?" Amona asked, she had something of a completely shocked look mixed with confusion, with a dash of complete wonderment.
"I do believe he picked it up shortly after we arrived in Cardiff last week. If not then the week before. I do recall him asking for a loan advance to purchase something for the Cravan. I do believe that may be it." Quaxo replied calmly to his mate. Amona was perfect for him, any other queen migiht have out done her, but with her skills with a blade, he'd met his match, in fact Amona was the only Jellicle {so far} who was able to land him on his tail, though it normally ended with her flat on her back and his lips on her own.
"Ahuh.... you do know he's burning off catnip in the thing right ?" Amona said, she gave her much larger mate a pointed look, without a word Quaxo stood and went to change the code to the catnip storeroom, the new code he gave to Moentha to hold onto. That Queen knew how to hold her 'nip. So she was the only queen he could trust with the new code.
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Post by dodd4 on Jun 13, 2013 5:45:29 GMT 1
((Bomba))
the scarlet queen wrapped her tail around her as she sat, "well sure, you know like one of those big ole Panda Bears. and whats wrong with his burning catnip? can't hold it, or is he a mean drunk? me I'm a friendly one...oooh probably shouldn't have said that huh?" Bomba quipped. "oh well. Hi I'm Bombalurina, you can call me Bomba, and thats my Big Brother Carni!" she said to Amona.
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Post by Graymane on Jun 13, 2013 7:19:04 GMT 1
"Nice to meet you" Amona replied, "I'm Amona, the Silver fellow there studying the maps is my brother Munkustrap, the lovely lady driving this massive rig is our mother, and the guy that just took your suitcases and nearly ran me down is our little brother Tugger" She said introducing them all. Until she heard a polite "ahem" Then she remembered "Oh, and this is my mate Quaxo, and our cousins Cashire, and Drumbeat, though everyone calls him Drunken Drum."
The cats in turn all either waved a hello, Drum though waggled his fingers going "Hi there" though Quaxo merely bowed in greeting.
Finally the little red cat spoke "What about me ?" Redmane was not too happy of being left out. so before Amona could introduce her Redmane said "Nice to to meet you, I'm Redmane. This lug" She swatted playfully at Drumbeat who copped a feel "Is my Mate." The siamese just smirked and started pulling her back to their bunk He'd have made it too if it weren't for the sudden appearance of a blue orb the size of a softball floating around. Stopping directly above Drum's head Blue let off a raincloud worth of water before 'popping' and disappearing. "Oh yeah! That little blue thing, that's Blue, one of my brother in laws water elementals. Careful around her, she's not housebroken yet as you can see, though it smells wonderful!"
"Better then wet pollicle that's for sure" Said the slightly smaller Siamese that was Cash with a snicker, he had a slightly drunken dreadlocked look to him.
"Very nice to meet you both" Munkus finally said coming up for air from reading the maps. He called up to his mother who was driving "We want to head for Ashford. Should be to th south"
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Post by carnivallie on Jun 13, 2013 7:53:44 GMT 1
TUGGER
"And i'm not high on catnip thankyouverymuch!" Tugger shouted after his sister introduced him. "I haven't even touched it sindce we departed." He shouted from his room. "HeY carnie... If you like ... You can came and see where you're going to sleep" he said suductively.
CARNIVALLIE
Carnivallie waved everybody an hellow when his sister introduced him. "Hay..." Then he heard tugger shout his name. Eeuuh... Maybe later...." But when he saw the now we drum he got a bit thirsty. "Is it possible for something to drink? And not some water deom blue if its possible." He said with a smightly nervous grin.
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Post by Graymane on Jun 13, 2013 8:26:44 GMT 1
The black and white tabby just waved off her brother and rolled her eyes. Yeah, Tugger was on the nip, he had to be. Amona had no idea her little brother was into toms. That seemed odd. But then her brother was different. Just like herself. Each member of their family was different. Cash diped behind the counter and came back up with all sorts of drinks, Pepsi, Mt Dew, Irn Bru, Iced Tea, fresh ice cold water, fruit juices of all sorts, and lastly lemonade to name a few. "take your pick, we got plenty." The Siamese said as a bubbling noise came from the sink where Blue gurgled in a soup bowl. Drum hiccuped and picked an iced tea, his twin brother tossed it over.
Munkus snagged a Irn Bru and without knowing it took a seat right next to Bomba. He didn't notice it until her tail was in his face. "Oh hey there good looking!" The maps forgotten Munkus tried in vain to keep himself a gentletom. He had no idea what exactly Bomba was getting at or even if she was mated, but the tom with her was her brother and his own brother was interested in him. This was going to be a weird relationship if one was to develope.
It was then the phone rang, Without missing a beat Cash tossed the thing to Munkus who answered it "Munkus and Family, Truckin' Across the Globe, Munkus speaking...... Oh hey Jerrie what's up..... you say you're being bothered by a guy with a wooden leg name Smith and you don't know what to do about it ?...... Well find out the name of his other leg..... Oh he told you already did he, what'd he say ?..... Jones ?..... Never heard of a Jones Smith.... Oh nevermind that, where are you two now ?..... I see, you just swam the Channel.... You're in france now ?.... Oh I see, your sister violated a monument and now you're both in the lockup..... Sure I can restage the Landing at Omaha..... no not with live rounds.... Listen did you try calling .... oh you did ey, what'd she say.... she said to call us...... Uhuh..... OK..... What's bail ?.... ten thousand clams.... OK keep your chin up." Munkus hung up the phone. "Mines already on the floor." He mumbled casting a look towards the rather pretty red queen next to him and waggled his eyebrows.
"Dear what was that about ?" His mother asked.
"Just Jerrie, he and his sister are in the lockup in Normandie France after violating a monument at the D-Day Invasion site at Omaha." Munkus replied. "Which is good because once we get through Ashford, Dover is our next stop and then from there Omaha Beach directly." He turned to Bomba and Carn; "How are you two with enclosed spaces ?"
Amona groaned, "Great, can't those two post bail ?" When her brother shook his head she said "Didn't think so. How did they violate a monument, if it was having bedfun, those two'll do it anywhere."
"Jerrie didn't go into details, so I can only guess it meant in public, which I do not understand because France is a weird country to begin with." Munkus replied. Amona just shook her head and started getting second breakfast ready.
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