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Post by dodd4 on Sept 18, 2013 17:40:50 GMT 1
((Bustopher Jones Stubinz Teazer)) the curtain pulled back to show a large office compleat with comanding desk wood panneling, double doors and an unusaly large set of windows. behind the desk sat Bustopher Jones looking impresive in a conservitive suit. next to him stood Stubinz looking very uncomfortable in an ill fitting policemans uniform. BJ tapped a button on the intercom with a manacured claw, "Bonny could you bring those reports in please?" he said smoothly. Teazer enterd through the double doors wearing a dowdy tweed suit, "listen if you don't want to be The Giggler than THIS is your part!" a voice hissed as she gave a brief scowl off stage before painting a smile on her face and carring a folder to Bustopher. "the reports Sir, " she purrred. before stepping back ready to take any notes that might be needed.
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Post by Graymane on Sept 18, 2013 23:24:52 GMT 1
The door opened and Munkus was all but tossed into the set. "I know my cue!" Munkus said, the studio audience laughed. He straighted up his western vest and jacket. His ears perked up a bit as a faint drunken voice said "dushbah kamasa kneejerk bindi baji bushow!" Came from apparently, the desk that BJ sat behind. "Do you know, Commissionor, that your desk needs a designated Stenographer before it hits something." He said. Apparently the stage crew set the desk directly above the trap door in the stage.
Munkus then cleared his throat. "Kid Kumkus reporting as requested Chiefs" He said, totally screwing up his name at the time. Then he heard the laughter and saw the audience "Oh gee if only I could say what I did at rehearsal now...." the audience roared with laughter at that note and Munkus himself smiled and laughed too.
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Post by dodd4 on Sept 19, 2013 0:03:30 GMT 1
((Bustopher Manfredd Stubinz )) the grandly proportioned tuxedo tom grimaced, "yes quite, harumph be that as it may," Bustopher gestured with the folder as he continued," according to these findings the city is in the grips crimewave of unprecedented proportions! why.." he was cut off in mid bluster by loud knocking on the office door. "Bonny if you would please, now where was I" he sputtered. Teazer went to the door which opened to reveal a massive tom that filled frame gently he picked up Teazer and set her to one side with an "excuse me," then Manfredd entered the office giveing the camera a shy wave. the Mammoth tom then procedded to go to Bustopher, Stubinz and Munkus emptying thier pockets each in turn then he left. a beat later he stuck his head back through the door and said "Thank You!" and closed the door gently. " DO YOU SEE WHAT I MEAN?!" Bustopher exploded while Stubby just shook his head "sure an Begoraha tis true. now that Captian Catnip has na been seen fer weeks his archnemisesss tha Jerk an his mobsters are truly outta control," the scarred old tom said mournfuly. Bustopher twitched his dignfied whiskers, "will you help us Kid Munkus?"
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Post by Graymane on Sept 19, 2013 0:26:04 GMT 1
The first thing Munkus said after Manny pretty much turned him upside down and shook him like a saltshaker was "He who robs me, steals only IOUs ten years old with interest due. One of those was even for the gas bill" The audience roared with laughter at Munkus and sadly, Bj's expression before Munkus got back into the gear of being on stage without a clue. "Depends, I got jacks and aces, what do you got ? No let me guess, robbed clean.... nice boxors there Chief..." Munkus said seeing Stubz minus pretty much his costume and just boxors with cat eyes all over them.
Munkus nodded then "Sure I'll help you guys, just so long as it does not include making your meals, then yeah, as long as I don't need a crowbar to get you tyhrough the front door..... which I see they made bigger thanks to that recent vistor. Who was he anyway ?"
Atert appeared in the door frame dressed in a ill fitting {read as Hour Glass enforcing} policewomans uniform To Teazer she said softly, "Hey at least the guy's nice huh, wont rob the ladies" She had a HUGE wad of money in her paws. In that stack was BJ's massive wallet. How he could carry the thing she did not want to know. She also had in a dry cleaning garment bag Stubinz suit. Som e of the money wad was IOUs with enough interest to pay off the National Debt.
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Post by dodd4 on Sept 19, 2013 1:01:17 GMT 1
((Teazer and the rest)) the tiger queen nodded then she glanced at the toms around the desk, "ya know if we leave it ta them this is going ta take bloody forever, and this tweed itchedlike tha very devil! is the Bank set ready?" she said on getting a high sigh she rushed over to the desk. while this was going on Stubby answered Munkus, "THAT twas Mannfredd, he's onea tha Jerks gang strong as an Ox he is an half as as smart!"
Bustopher looked up "yes Bonny?" he asked. "it's The Jerk Sir! he's been spotted at The First Central Bank!" Bustopher leaped to his feet, causeing the desk to bounce, "O'Hare get another Uniform and round up some men! Kid Munks your with me!" he declared and rushed off of the set to the next one.
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Post by Graymane on Sept 19, 2013 6:30:16 GMT 1
"Captain Catnip's missing ?!" Munkus asked, trying hard as humanly possible not to break down laughing, garbled muttering came from under the desk "Actually, by the sounds of things, I think I know where to look." At the look Stubinz was giving BJ however Munkus shut up and said while pointing at BJ, "Right behind ya chief, though honestly I'd prefer to be waaaaaaaay behind you, like three or four blocks because I know what you ate backstage before coming on set. And no it was not the sardines either." Munkus swallowed and then meekly followed BJ off stage.
As BJ stood up and took off from his desk, Redmane, who was under the desk, sunndely went tenor in the high higher notes. "Ali ben Gabah horsedung shernkis!!......" Until finally she quieted and poked her head out of the trapdoor, just in time to trip up Munkus. And promptly passed back out again, babbling incorherently something about her mother being crammed in the catbox like a bunch of sardines.... Then again it could have been seeing a submarine and wondering where the can of people came from, Munkus could could not exactly translate gibberish. Muchless ,drunken gibberish.
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Post by dodd4 on Sept 19, 2013 8:14:15 GMT 1
Pensively teazer looked off in the direction that the toms had gone as she leaned against the desk, incedentily sliding it over the trap door...then she came to a decision and nodded takeing off the glasses that had come with the costume. she did one of her trademark windmills across the stage and there was a flash and a whummmp and there stood Bomba in her Whatta Kitty costume. while Bomba took several minutes to acknowledge the cheers, whistles and Catcalls from the studio audiance, admitidly mostly from the males in the audiance, backstage Teazer was sitting in Misto's lap where his magic had transported her as he grinned triumphantly at Quaxo and Coricopat, "I told you it was going to work!"
after takeing her due Bomba sprinted from one set to the next.
MEANWHILE AT THE FIRST CENTRAL BANK...... the toms had found a good number of black cats with GOON and THUG painted in white letters acrosstheir chests emptying the 'Vault' under the direction of Stella Mae whose fur had been dyed a garish bright red and dappeled with black paint in a blatant imatation of a certin ginger tom. as the villian and his henchmen took notice of Kid Munkus and Bustopher the two toms in question realized that Stubby and his Coppers hadn't arrived yet. thogh they did hear the comotion from the other set....
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Post by Graymane on Sept 19, 2013 9:32:12 GMT 1
The actions occuring on the other set was a drunken babbling that somehow fell into the vault that The Jerk was trying to rob. Redmane apparently was in the vault, actually the trap door, which lead to the vault ceiling itself. Meaning two things. One, she was slam drunk on catnip {her breathy alone could stop a Snow Leopard at ten paces} And she was also doused in the stuff too.
Munkus hit the breaks upon seeing the Goons and Thugs. "OK!! Top floor, bank vault, Scary goons, bad spelling, and gas storage. We're here Commissioner Gutt.... er... Gorton" Munkus screwed up his line, and the studiuo audience roared with laughter as he raised an arm in defeat, "Well, there you have it, there goes the script!" Munkus tried to not laugh but he smiled and then turned back to BJ, "Well Commisioner I think we're where we need to be."
He stepped out of the car and fell a good six feet to the stage floor as BJ was not exactly a light feline himself, after all his side of the car was rather down in the grown, which meant that Munkus' side was about 4 meters up in the air due to the lack of balance. Which meant sold faceplant on the ground directly in front of Stella's feet flat on his face. "Flat in the middle of the sidewalk...." He poked his head up and saw first and formost a pair of poorly painted feet. "Hola Stel, I see they roped you into this one too huh ?"
Backstage Quaxo just put his face in his massive paws, this was going to be a long night. he came up for air and keeping calm though blowing three blood vessels as he spoke. "Miss Teazer, please check of Master Chromechaser, make sure he has a pulse and is breathing, we need him on in the next scene, he plays the President." Chromechaser had passed out from a heart attack when Bomba posed.
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Post by dodd4 on Sept 19, 2013 14:35:54 GMT 1
Teazer gave Quaxo a thumbs up "he's doin aces!" WHILE ON STAGE..... the large Norweigian Forestcat cocked his head "would you have prefered that they tried to get the real Macie for this?" he asked as his henchmen began to gather. then the audiance exploded with cheers and whistles. Stel looked up and BLINKED, "Holy Hay-seus Marimba she didn't where THAT in rehearsle!" Bomba... had arrived. she paused and struck a pose to take in the sistation and incedently try and catch her breath. then while the baddies were still stunned the buxom scarlet queen leaped into action moveing like a whirlwind through the Goons and Thugs tossing them around and into one another and the ocasional stage kick.
while was Bomba was making short work of his work force Stel looked up at Manfredd, "well?! get her!" he shouted. "Manfredd looked torn, "but Boss I can't hit her she's a queen!" he said. then Stel grinned and whispered somthing to the massive tom who nodded "oh I can do that!"
a shadow fell across the scarlet queen and she turned and looked up. Manfredd smiled then he picked her up holding the curvaceous queen close. Bomba squirmed fetchingly thinking ' this is kindda nice actually', then he began to SQUEEZE. "hey big guy...Whatta K..Kitty needs.. to..breathe..." she gasped.
the announcer began to drone... "HOLY CAT-ASTOROPHY! IS THIS THE END OF WHATTA KITTY? WILL KID MUNKUS SAVE HER? WILL CHEIF O'HARE AND HIS MEN EVER GET THIER ORDER STRAIGHT AT THE DINKY DONUGHT AND FINNALY SHOW UP? STAY TUNED.....
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Post by Graymane on Sept 20, 2013 7:34:26 GMT 1
As soon as the curtain dropped so did Manny as Redmane finallyy came to her senses and opened the trap door directly under his feet. Unfortuantely Bomba went with him. " Alright!" Came Redmane's muffled voice from under a Queen and a massive Tom. " Who traded the Rumbago with AEA Catnip ?" The studio audience clapped as the curitans were currently closed and the set was quickly changed. When nobody answered her questions, she pitched Manny out of the trapdoor, and then helped Bomba out by giving her a step to climb out of the trap room through. " Quiet on set! Kid Munkus and Commissionor Gutt.... No that is not a typo!" Frostfur said from the directors chair. " Ready on the Bank Presidents Set!" The scene was swiftly changed. Act II was coming up! And sure enough it did, much to the unhappiness level of Kid Munkus who looked like he was ready to upchuck as it was. ACT II The Bulter Did It
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Post by dodd4 on Sept 21, 2013 1:24:00 GMT 1
the curtains opened on Bustopher and Munkus walking through the door of a spacious office that looked remarkeably like the Commisoners only with diferent pictures on the walls and the addition of a few potted plants. behind the desk looking far to calm and colected was Mr Know-It-All himself Coricopat. "really I am not so sure that I like the Bank President being a Mind Reader what?" Bustopher whispered to Munk. the the grand tuxedo tom straightened his suit, "harumph how much did they get away with?" Bustopher asked. Cori glared at them, "oh not much...JUST EVERYTHING IN THE MAIN VAULT!! and they caried off that pretty young thing that tried to do your job for you to boot! I just got off the phone with Mayor Butler and he was furious! so what do you plan to do about it?"
MEANWHILE AT THE JERKS HIDEOUT..... the curtain opens on a small room made smaller by Manfredd sitting in a chair on one side holding a dish of cream in one paw, while Bomba lay artfuly posed on a cot next to him. a few beats later her clear green gold eyes flutterd open and she sat up, carefuly adjusting her Whatta Kitty outfit. Manfredd held out the dish of cream and said shyly "this is for you," the scarlet queen looked cooly at the dish and then at the tom, "thats some grip you have got there Buster. so let me gusse your my guard huh?" she said. the massive tom shrugged "well sortta, see when I wouldn't finish you off when the Boss told me to, he said 'fine to the Victor go the Spoiled, you can keep her as your part of the take if you feed her, take care of her and KEEP HER OUT OF MY FUR!' so here you are." he said with another shrugg and a grin. Bombas green eyes blazed and she cried "HE SAID YOU COULD KEEP ME AS A PET?!!! why that...that..," "Jerk?" Manfredd supiled. "yeah the boss can live up to his name somtimes, but it was that or let him hurt you." he said simply. "so why do you work for him?" she asked "it's a living," Manfredd replied. "now according to the Little Big Book Of Superheros since your the good guy your suposed to escape, so drink your cream and then break the bowl over my head. then go kick the Bosses butt! oh and hit me real hard on account that I have a hard head and the Boss will be ablre to tell if you didn't give it your all!"
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Post by Graymane on Sept 25, 2013 3:15:17 GMT 1
Munkus traded looks with BJ upon seeing who was playing the Bank President, Munkus said nothing, and also tried to only think of what he had for dinner and not who was there at the time, if Cori found out he was gonna be an uncle, Munkus was a dead tom for sure. So instead he just perked up and said when Cori all but blew a blood vessel when he yelled at both "And by 'everything in the primry vault' that includes Detective Redmane right ? I mean, she was there on the scene if I recall"
"I heard that!" Came from the trap door
"Love you too!" Munkus refocused on the scene then asked Cori. "They roped you into this one too huh ? I thought Chromechaser was the Bank President ?"
"What do you suppose the Secret Service is here for ?" Amona asked from off stage, there were ten large black toms sangged off the streets made to look dignified and had telephone cords stuck in their ears.
"Oh.... wrong president." Munkus said, then he asked Cori, "So....... We do... wait they got Bomba too ? Dang, I hope they don't play strip poker..... Wont go well for the guys I think. Speaking of strip poker. When do we open the bookies booth Chief ?" drunken snickering came from the trap door while yowls of laughter rang from the backstage wings. The question of the bookies booth was to BJ
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Post by dodd4 on Sept 25, 2013 4:17:29 GMT 1
Cori rolled his eyes "he was but he was still recovering from his...shock when the wardrobe crew came through." he said to Munk softly, "ahem... yes everything including your Detective!" he finished.
BJ cocked an eyebrow "sorry my boy I don't like the odds," then he gave Munk a wink, "perhapse after we recover the Queens...."
MEANWHILE AT THE JERKS HIDEOUT..... the scarlet queen daintily drained the bowl, then Bomba gave a fluid shrug and leaped up and with a mighty jiggle brought the bowl down upon the large toms head with a loud THWAK! off stage Stubinz said to Teazer his eyes still glued to Bomba, "how does she DO that without poppin out all over?" Teazer shrugged and hecked the polish on her claws, "special effects!"
on stage the massive tom slumped over with a beautific smile on his face. Bomba gave him a soft smile then she leaned in and gentley kissed him on the cheek, "thaks Big Guy," she purred then she turned and dashed out of the room.
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Post by Graymane on Sept 25, 2013 5:29:18 GMT 1
"I like the way you think chief, hundred on us I take it ? Like the last time ?" Munkus said just as softly to BJ before focusing on Cori, "So they got Redmane too. Yeah... those odds don't look too good." He said thoughtfully. It was the nthe stage door open and a fig newton entered. Amona looked a wreck, and judging by the sounds coming from the room beyond it most likely explained why "Missed your cue again I see" Munkus snickered.
After giving Munkus a death glare she turned to Cori "Your two o'clock is here sir, shall I tell her to wait as you are busy at this time ?"
"Her ? There's another queen ?" Munkus asked
"Seriously, with what's out there you do not wanna know." Amona replied
"Actually I do" Munkus insisted
"Trust me little brother, you don't." Said a voice from off stage. Apparently Chromie had come to.
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Post by dodd4 on Sept 25, 2013 14:57:20 GMT 1
the grandly proprtioned tom shook his head "Ammona dear dare I ask why you are dressed as a Fig Newton?" BJ said as Coricopat straightend up, "good sir your here! I..." at that moment the dark calico tom was interupted as Stubinz and six cats dressed in old fashioned police uniforms burst in, "AH-HA surin beggorah wecaught the lot of them havent we sir!" he declared to BJ, then he pumped Munks hand, "good work lad! dosn'nt that one have shifty eyes, narrow set and a low brow you can allways tell tha criminal type..." he added peering at Cori and Chromechaser. BJ coughed, "uh Cheif O'hare those are not the criminals those are the banks Presidents," he said. "one and the same ifin ya ask me," Stubby muttered. "AHEM... now who is our Mystery Lady?"
MEANWHILE AT THE JERKS HIDEOUT.... the curvaceous scarlet queen dashed down a short hall and then jogged up several flights of stairs in slowmotion, the cammera angle switching from fore to aft at each landing. then she stepped out onto the roof top. her clear green gold eyes narrowed prettily when she noticed how close they were to the city hall and the Mayors Office. as she concentrated on the thoughut, striking her pose as she did so, Bomba failed to notice the roof acces door open....
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Post by Graymane on Sept 26, 2013 1:08:14 GMT 1
Munkus nearly got whiplash as Stubz pumped his arm like it was a waterpump. The really bad suit that Amona was dressed in made Munkus wonder the same. He leaned over to BJ "uh, sir, Vicky's in charge of costumes remember ?" he said.
"What he said." Amona said pointing to Munkus with a nod.
Munkus tried not to laugh but he said in reply to Stubinz remark of BJ correcting him on collecting the Bank Presidents in the offices. "Sir, I think he's got it right, I mean, whose getting ripped off when they go to a bank anyhow, normally I go in to make a withdraw, next thing I know, I'm robbed blind." And normally thats by my wife....... Ah skat! Should not have thought that. He cast a quick glance towoards Cori, hoping he did not catch that.
Amona's suit was a black and white number, pretty much Harpo Marx style at that, amazingly it fit her rather well. She turned to Cori, "Yes sir I'll let her in." She went to the door and opened it. As she did so a throwing knife sang and hit the dart board on across the stage dead in the center. A few heartbeats passed and a rather beautiful black and white patched/tabby/smoke feline woman entered. Her hair was the reason for her name at that moment, Blackie Swiftail. The way she was dressed was like a bounty hunter in a rather elegant white and black outfit.
The first thing she said upon entry and seeing Cori, "Remember that IOU you gave me ? Well you owe me, with interest, care to pay up ?" Munkus' jaw hit the floor upon her enterence. "Pick up your tongue Kid, its hard for you to talk if someone steps on it" She said to him.
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Post by dodd4 on Sept 26, 2013 1:53:40 GMT 1
Coricopat cocked an eyebrow "I.O.U dear Lady? I believe that you have me mistaken for Kid Munkus here, I believe that he is the one with the cash flow problem. however I am sure that something could be aranged. despite our current crime situation." he said smoothly. "yes and I would like to know what you are going to do about that situation!" Stella Mae declared as he marched on stage still in his red dyejob though now his mane was slicked down with mousse and he was wearing a black three piece suit and those all important accesrories for a succeful T.V disguise, black horn rimmed glasses. BJ blinked "ahem, yes Mayor Butler well we are curently following up all the leads sir." The Mayor snorted, "yes I can see that, especialy those at the Dinky Doghnut" he said looking at the light dusting of crumbs on Stubby's lapel. then he glanced at Blackie Swiftail and sighed. "so youve brought in someone else to handel this for you?"
MEANWHILE AT THE JERKS HIDE OUT...... the Goons slowly crept out on to the rooftop, this time they were the ones with the element of suprise...and just as they pounced Bomba gracefuly leaped over the roofs parapet. she landed stylishly with a jiggle on an adjacent set with all of a fourfoot drop into the camera frame. then unaware she dashed off toward the City Hall.
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Post by Graymane on Sept 26, 2013 7:06:30 GMT 1
"Hey now!" Munkus spoke up when he got his mouth back in working order thanks to Stubby. "I paid up all my bills last month, even my honesty policy! Everything's paid up!" Munkus noticed that with the arrival of the mayor BJ and Stubs looked a bit more 'help!'.... pitiful. But nevertheless, with the arrival of a certain really pretty kitty named Blackie Swiftail, Kid Munkus suddenly found that his brain useage policy payment got totally lost in the mail.... "Well hellllloooooo" Kid Munkus finally got his brain working, sort of. With the arrival of the Mayor Amona had all but disappeared.
Swiftail crossed her arms. Glaring daggers towards the Mayor she said simply, "What situation ?" Apparently she had no idea just what was going on. "I am merely here to collect a debt owed me. Nothing more." She barely looked towards Kid Munkus before turning her focus on Cori. "What you forgot you promised to pay me when I came to pick up ?"
Munkus leaned over to BJ and said softly "Something tells me that Cori might be having lady troubles.... Should I tell him he's an uncle now ?"
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Post by dodd4 on Sept 26, 2013 15:43:29 GMT 1
Coricopat sighed and sent mentaly 'see those boxy things with Jellicles behind them? those are cameras. and those red lights on top? they mean that we are on the air! now I will gladly settle accounts with you AFTER the play is done but until then if you are on stage and in the shot then you are part of the show! got it?'
the Mayor replied, "young Lady the situation is that these ...bunglers can't, or won't preform thier duties and the City is in a crime wave of unprecidentied proportions....I said THE CITY IS IN A CRIME WAVE OF UNPRECEDENTED PROPOTIONS...funny it's not like Manny to miss a cue, oh wait never mind the lucky dog has a pretty darn good reason to miss his cue dosn't he?"
BJ shook his head and whispered back to Munk not now my lad, better him than us!"
MEANWHILE AT CITY HALL.... heads turned and several accidents happened as the shapely scarlet queen ran up the steps and inside. Bomba walked into the outer office and smiled at the receptionist. "may I help you?" the older queen asked cooly. "oh no, I'll just help myself thanks," Bomba replied brightly as with a swift motion she crossed the rom and threw open the inner doors. "you can't DO that the Mayor isint in!" the recptionist cried leaping up from her chair. "no but THEY seem to be," the scarlet queen replied pointing into the office where a bunch of black cats with GOON painted on their chests were coming through a secret door hidden by a bookcase. the buxom scarlet queen darted in and struck her pose, "now will you be sensible and surender?" she asked sweetly. as the first Goons charged she deftly redirected them like a shapely matador so that they collided with the wall. "I gusse not" like a whirlwind she moved amoungst the Goons tossing them here and there and slamming them into one another. then Bomba rolled gracefuly onto the Mayors desk in a dance move that soundly kicked the last two off of thier feet. when the receptionist peered in around the door frame she saw Bomba artfuly posed recling on the desk top. "call Comisoner Gutt he's gonig to want to know about this, the last that I knew he was at The First Central Bank." she said to the starteled receptionist, who quickly picked up the phone....
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Post by Graymane on Oct 1, 2013 5:56:48 GMT 1
The phone on Cori's desk rang, and with Cori currently distracted by a really pretty kitty armed to the teeth, Munkus dove forwards and picked up the phone, "Hello ?.....yes.... yes... YES...... No!" He hung up. At the look he was given he replied "Wrong number" The phone rang again. "Hello........." He listened for a moment for a moment totally glassy eyed as he got a very good look at Whitemane's backside and past her in the backstage area a wonderful visage of Tantomile staring at him. "Good bye" he said hanging up.
For a very long moment nothing happened on the stage.....
Munkus seemed to wake up. "That was the Mayors office. Which I find odd because the mayor is with us now. Said something of having Commisionor Gutt and myself down there two weeks ago for a date.... Wait that did not sound right." Munkus said.
Whitemane however rolled her eyes and focused on Mayor Butler "Listen brother, I am only here to collect a debt. I was told to go on stage it was my cue after reading my lines, so here I am, what's this situation you want taken care of, I can collect my debts at the same time." She crossed her arms, yeah, more debts to collect ,and she could collect on them too.
Kid Munkus went and stood over with BJ and Stubby some more, leaning over to Commisonr Gutt he said softly, "I don't think Cori's the only one with lady troubles. m'Wife's in the backstage wing. If you see her or she corners you, I'm not in. Then again to be in this show I'm never here to begin with." With that thought Munkus said to Cori, "Hey Chief, speaking of everything in the primary vault, would that also include my sanity account ?" At that question the studio audience went crazy with laughter.
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