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Post by dodd4 on Oct 1, 2013 14:43:33 GMT 1
while Stel tried to sputter a reply to the white and black Amazon the audiance's laughter turned to cheers and whisteles when Bomba darted onto the stage and struck her pose panting impressively. then the shapely red queen stalked across the stage the lights glowing hightlights on the combination of her fur, the red satin of the merry widow and the gold of the lammae trim and her accersories while her long fluffy tail swished and arched just so. she paused before the starteled Mayor poseing leaning forward, "you see Honey the situation is that he dosn't want your help at all!" she said to Whitemane, thne with a swift motion the scarlet queen snatched off his glasses and incedently causeing his mane to spring back to it's wild state, "because HE is responsible for the crime wave the Mayor is THE JERK!" Bomba declared.
Stubby leaned over to Kid Munks and said "so she's sayn that tha Buttler did it?"
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Post by Graymane on Oct 2, 2013 1:50:38 GMT 1
Kid Munkus raised an eyebrow "Well that might not be good" He said seeing who was in the bank presidents office. He then spoke up seeing someone ELSE in the backstage area."Can I take a rain Check please ?" It looked like Cori was not the only one with lady problems.
Whitemane halfsmiled. So if this was the situation she was totake care of, and the fact that Jerky looked a bit green around the gills considering the fact that Whitemane had yet to really clean her weaponry before going on stage.... yeah, this was a situation for sure. One heck of a mexican stand off.
Amona came on scene. "Uh... sirs.... Can someone explain to me why the entire city's SWAT team is surrounding the bank and demanding we let Mayor Bulter go before the gunfire begins ? I ask this because, you see, I'm allergic to bullets and I'd like to keep from turning into swiss cheese." Apparently the Harpo lookalike had no idea that Mayor Butler was also the Jerk.
Munkus snickered "That's no Guda" Amona immediately chucked a desklamp at him, Munkus ducked and the lamp sailed into the stage left backstage wing. "Hey! Whoa! Same team! Same team!!" He cried
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Post by dodd4 on Oct 2, 2013 4:16:26 GMT 1
Bomba beamed a smile and arched her back and tail, "oh pooh don't worry about bullets silly, I can take care of those!" she caroled lightly to Amona.
Stubinz leaned in close to Kid Munkus again and siad, "oh aye, she'll take a deep breath an they'll all empty thier bloody guns inta tha floor!"
with a quick look at Whitemane Stel twisted off a cufflink and a smokepot wnet off as a trap door opened under his feet. Bustopher look ed at Coricopat and asked, "was that supossed to happen?" the dark Calico tom shrugged and smiled at Whitemane, "ahem now dear lady what Demoinations would you like the sum between us?"
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Post by Graymane on Oct 2, 2013 8:15:15 GMT 1
"Or they can take one look at me, turn completely green like the last guy, scream for their mothers, and run like hell for the hills." Whitemane replied calmly. She barely gave Bomba a once over before turning towards Cori, "For the moment forget the IOU, tell me what's going on. Then we'll talk payment, Because if what was just said is true, then the payment is worth more. Let me put it this way, which would you rather have, The Jerk in jail, or the Mayor's good graces ?"
"I think you mea..." Kid Munkus started to say before Amona clamped a paw over his mouth with a shake of her head. Both listened to Stubby and then Munkus said softly after managing to get Amonas hand off his face, "And fall on Redmane ? I don't think so!"
Directly below the stage was a loud "OWIE!!!! HEY! THAT'S MY TAIL YA JERK!!!" Apparently the landing zone still had Redmane recouperating from her AEA Catnip binge.
Pointing to the floor where Stel had taken to, Munkus said "I do not think they got everything in the vault. From what it sounds like, she is still there!" Then he turned to the studio audience, "Like I said folks, on this show, there is nothing like a well rehearsed joke, and that was nothing like a well rehearsed joke. In fact I think we're still doing rehearsals. Gee if only I could say now what I said then...."
He turned back to Stubs, "As to if the Butler did it, I dunno, that kinda gives it away huh ? Wait, doesn't the Mayor, Mayor Bulter have a butler anyhow ? Where is that guy anyhow ?"
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Post by dodd4 on Oct 2, 2013 17:43:22 GMT 1
from bellow the mikes picked up a faint "sorry...." Coricopat closed his eyes and counted to five, "ahem, we of course want The Jerk in jail,we can allways elect a new Mayor you know." he said to the white and black queen.
at which point the SWAT Team rushed on stage guns blazeing. while BJ the Coppers hit the floor Bomba leaped forward weaving an intracte patern with her hands to the sounds of ricochtes that made her torso do..fascinating things, and as the guns "flew" out of the SWAT teams paws, "shot out" of them by each others bullets, Stubby leaned in to Munkus and said, "NOW ah see why ole Frostfur insisted on a queen handeling the sound board for this sketch!"
with a wink and a curtsey Bomba turned to Whiteman and said brightly "all yours Hon!"
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Post by Graymane on Oct 3, 2013 9:55:52 GMT 1
Munkus remained still through out the shootout.... or partial shootout. When it was over he asked one question. "Are they out of ammo or reloading ?" Of course he had his eyes closed at the time. Opening them he saw all the bad guys down. "Oh..... Nevermind" He said.
Whitemane smiled, "I knew I picked the right girl for the job." She said to Bomba, brushing her knuckles against Bombas Whitemane turned to Cori, "Interest is double, I'll bring back both Mayor Butlers butler, and the Mayor, the guy that took a dive out your loose floorboards, I do not think that was the Mayor. Mayors dive out windows." She said turning to leave, then she stopped, "Oh, and the President is here, said something of a golf meeting with you and Commisionor Gutt." She turned to the audeience looking a bit ill, "I cannot believe I said that."
As she left and Stubby leaned to him Kid Munkus replied, "With her skills I can see why my brother asked Atert to do the sound board." Atert was that massive black female cat, possibly a match to Manny himself, maybe just a bit more.... well you get the idea. Then he said softly "Can we keep it down though, Tanto's in the wings there not looking too happy. If she asks you, I'm not here." With that Munkus made like a potted plant in Cori's office.
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Post by dodd4 on Oct 3, 2013 17:48:44 GMT 1
the curtain dropped on Whitemanes exit, and over the loudspeaker droned "scene change..." and the stagecats rushed about while the preformers got out of the way. Bomba giggeled when she saw Manny shyly aproaching the soundbooth with a pan of kippers. BJ toddeled up to Frostfur and asked with a smile, "so my good fellow who have we roped into being the real Mayor?" while Cori was hastliy counting out a stack of Feli-Bucks to give Whitemane. over on the other side of the stage Teazer was arguing with the wardrober and the propsmistress, "Oi taint gettin back in that itchy wool fer three bloody lines! hows about this Oi'll do it over a speaker or an answerin machine like that Charlie Bloke ey?"
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Post by Graymane on Oct 4, 2013 3:17:58 GMT 1
Kid Munkus pointed Stubby and several others towards the Sound Board Booth door as Manny got close to it, When Manny reached up to knock the door flung open and a pair of massive black paws reached out and yanked him in, pretty much off his feet for that matter. The plate of kippers hovered in the air a good minute before a long black tail snagged it out of the air, then the Soundboard room door closed as a sign appeared "DO NOT DISTURB" Munkus smiled, "Ten Felidollars says Manny gets some."
"You're on!" came two voices, those belonging to Chromechaser and Quaxo's sister who was working the curtains.
Kid Munkus then opened up the Bookies Booth in his office as the curtain opened. The three dozen phones rang He picked up one "Hello, Kid Munkus speaking..... you say you wanna put ten Felidollars for place and show, what about getting some ?.... Oh just place and show huh, so that's twenty Felidollars then..... oh five on each. I thought you said ten... Now look what is it gonna be ? Ten Felidollars or five ?....." The person hung up Munkus looked at "Touche furball!" He said hanging up himself.
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Post by dodd4 on Oct 4, 2013 5:12:48 GMT 1
BJ stroled up and sighed, "that is not a gentemanly thing to bet on my boy! how about we set the wagers on something more cricket like...how many scenes is it going to take Whitemane and Whatta Kitty to locate the Mayor hmmm? now I have two rubber mice that say that it will take at least two scenes with one of them being an establishing 'Travel Scene' what do you have on that hmmmm?" the tuxedo tom asked.
in the Comisoners Office the telephone on the desk rang and was answerd by a nearby box "hello Comisoners Gits er Gutts Office! the Comsioner is out at the momment...oh you don't say? of course three o'clock at the Cuffy Links Golf Course, I will see too t he gets the message, thank you and have a nice day!" backstage Teazer loked smug "see Oi told ya Oi didna need tha itchy tweed!"
ON A STREET SET.... the shapely scarlet queen looked at the shapely black and white one, "did you want to look at the secret passage in the Mayors office or go straiht to his Mansion?" Bomba asked.
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Post by Graymane on Oct 4, 2013 6:17:19 GMT 1
Munkus stood as BJ entered, he had a thoughtful look on his face. "Two Rubber Mice huh ? That's a pretty good wager there Comissionor. Yes, a very good deal to set up.... Alright I'll see that and raise you two pairs of catnip mice and next weeks paycheck.... that Manny gets something....." Kid Munkus tried not to laugh or even brake into a smile but the studio audience roared with laughter. The other phone in the office rang. "Can somebody answer that ? Oh wait I'm to answer it" Munkus went to the desk. He picked up the phone "Hello ?.... yes speaking.... Ahuh.... Ahuh.... Great good good yes, yes. Indded. What ?.... No no everything's good here.... yes I can put you down for twenty five on Atert to get Manny in a Sleeper Hold..... Yes three PM yes that's right sir.... Aha.... Very good joke sir.... Very good sir. I'll see you then and I'll be sure that he gets the messege...." He stood up after hanging up the phone "That's a good invention there." Munkus said picking up the phone, the whole thing, it was not even plugged in, "A very good invetion, the fact that it isn't even hooked up makes it even cooler of an invention."
Munkus turned to BJ, and held out the never connected in the first place phone. "That was for you. President wants to meet us on the Cuffy Links Golf Course at three for tee off time. And he also wanted me to put him down for twenty five that Atert gets Manny into a sleeper hold before Manny gets anything.... If he manages to get anything then I'm to put him down for splits. Manny gets some, then Atert knocks him out." He said. he shrugged, it was a job, and a job was a job as far as he cared. Hey, it got him Felidollars every week!
ON A STREET SET
"I don't know" Whitemane replied. It was rather strange, the black and white patchwork/tabby/smoke feline who was built pretty much as Bomba's twin but with different colors looked around the 'street' set "I kinda like Jerky's face. Lets take a peek at his office. Something there might help us out. For all we know, we might be after the butler and not the Mayor himself." She pulled out a small device no larger then an iPhone 7, "We go..... that way" She pointed in a totally random direction that was amazingly spot on to the Mayor's Office set.
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Post by dodd4 on Oct 4, 2013 13:46:37 GMT 1
Bustopher sighed and rolled his eyes, "young people these days!" then he huried off like an ocean liner under steam to make his apointment.
MEANWHILE.... the shapely pair dashed up the City Hall steps and into the lobby. "I kinda hope that the Big Guy I clobbered is all right," Bomba said to her lovely patched friend, " I mean so Ok, he squeezed me until I passed out and then helped kidnap me, but he was a real Gentletom about it you know? not one toe over the line, and belive you me with him if he had I'd a known!" she continued with a fluid shrug. "here we are!" the outer office door was closed with crime scene tape across it, tape that the shapely scarlet queen ignored and nimbiley ducked under. from the doughnut crumbs it was obvious that Stubbys Coppers had been there as they made their way into the Mayors office. "it was that bookcase over there I think", Bomba said pointing. then she stopped and glnced around. "oh they wouldn't have..." she said as she sayshayed over to a bust of Andrew Loyd Webber on a peadstal nearbye. she ran her paw over it posing as she did so then with a soft laugh Bomba flipped the head back reavealing a switch. she gave it a twist and the bookcase moved aside. "yeah they did!"
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Post by Graymane on Oct 6, 2013 18:57:12 GMT 1
Kid Munkus scampered to keep with BJ as he too was included in the Gold outing with the President at the time....
At the Maryos office
Whitemane raised an eyebrow. "Somehow that was just too easy. She said. She took two steps in after Bomba had entered first. And the bookcase sealed tight within heartbeats. two more steps in the dark and she dropped clean through a trapdoor. From down below her voice echoed as she spoke to Bomba who was next to her. "Told you"
The curtain then dropped
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Post by dodd4 on Oct 8, 2013 4:42:19 GMT 1
as the curtain fell the stage cats sprang into action one group puttting the finmishing touches on a coplicated set while others were converting the 'street' to the 'Cuffy Links Golf Course'. Bomba looked at the large prop dubiously, "are you sure it's safe?" the scarlet queen asked. "yeah, yeah sure it's safe...well mostly oh don't worry you won't get your dainty paws wet! now scoot, up you go!" Tinker Bill , the props engineer cat declared as he both urged nd helped Bomba up a ladder enjoyin the process imensely....
MEANHILE AT THE CUFFY LINKS GOLF COURSE..... Kid Munkus and BJ strolled onto the stage, Bustopher looked very uncomfortable in his Golfing duds, "I still do not see why I could not wear something more dignified?" he complained then one more indignity was added both they and thier golfbags were searched by the Secret Service Cats, thouroghly searched. "I say Really!" Bustopher huffed. "just routine sir..."
MEANWHILE UNDER CITY HALL..... the curtain rose on a curious basment room full of pipes, duct work, and a large contraption that was made up of machinery, hoses and two phonebooth sized plastic tubes. with a THUNK and a whump! the two lovely queens were each deposited by a chute into one of the tubes. with an annoying laugh The Jerks voice rang from a speaker "BWAHAHAH HEEHEE HAHAHOOO HOO Ding Dong Bell Pussy's in the well! who put her in? Little Jhonny Flyn! who pulled her out? well that seems to be you Ladies problem no dosn't it?" the machinery thumped to life and with a gurgle fluid began to fill a space between the walls of the tubes createing the illusion that they were filling! Bomba felt and explored with her paws the sides of her tube while trying to look desperate and only suceeded in looking adorable.....
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Post by Graymane on Oct 8, 2013 6:54:36 GMT 1
Kid Munkus strolled onto the set, a brief look at him and he was waved through. Mostly because it was none other then the prop master himself Tinker Bill,... I just gotta get his owners name. Munkus thought, checked his bag before letting him over to where the president stood. He looked spiffy in his plasma purple and white and green duds, which looked more like a chemical landfill in color pattern then anything else. "Relax chief, Its what all golfers wear... though finding one in your size..." Kid Munkus shrugged and tried not to laugh at BJ's getup. And I thought I was the bum in the city Guess not. He thought.
The President was at the tee, He watched as an aid set the ball up for him to take a swing. As he did so he spoke. "Ah, good afternoon gents. Glad to see that you were able to...." He swung and with a loud WHOCK hit the ball. apparently a good shot, no left or right hook. "Make it to the course today." He conlcluded. Chromechaser was dressed in a very nicely made dark suit complete with a bulletproof vest underneath. "I trust everything is well back in town ? Nothing hindered or kept you from getting here in a timly manner." He then asked. An aid had told him the time, nearly a minute to three when they got passed through the Secret Service. The black toms and queens with white looking like wearing suits did a nice job.
When he saw Stubs get halted Kid Munkus spoke up "Oh, uh, sir, he's with me. He's my caddy." Chromechaser nodded when he saw who Munkus was pointing at, allowing Stubs to act as Kid Munku's caddy. When Stubbz stood next to him Munkus mumbled "I wonder how the girls are doing...."
MEANWHILE
Ah great! Just what they needed. Unfortunately, the gurgling sounds were apparently real as Whitemane felt her feet get wet. Oh great. Not good. Within a minute the water was at her nose. She closed her eyes and faded from within the phonebooth. Then with an explosion of water she landed on the floor outside of Bomba's tube soaking wet and coughing up two lungs and maybe her stomach as well. "Great, just freakin' great!!" She said, "When did we get the Get Smart prop ? Forget that question. Were'd we get it ?!" At least her weapons couldn't rust. Snapping out her wrist she snagged a wire, so well placed and gave it a hard yank to pull the bottom out of Bomba's phonebooth.
Though Whitemane did take the time to wait for Bomba to finish her call.
As soon as Bomba was out Whitemane pulled the other close and said softly, "Next time I make an offer to help Pattyboy out, shoot me." Whitemane then rung out her tail and belt. "So... was that your agent ? Or the guy in the sound booth ? Because I'm hoping it was the sound booth. I put five that Manny get something from Atert., I mean sure he got you. But Atert is like three of us put together. Which is a good thing because can you imagine the three of us put together in one head and body, forget it kid." She then raised an hand and spotted a trashcan and then upchucked in it. When she came up for air she concluded her thought. "Because I just did. There is still space in there if you want to add to it."
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Post by dodd4 on Oct 8, 2013 13:51:49 GMT 1
AT THE CUFFY LINKS GOLF COURSE.... Bustopher carefuly lined up his shot and gave his tail a wiggle then drew back and thwack! the ball sailed off set. "we have some of our best people working on it sir, I sure that it is going just swimingly!" he said.
MEANWHILE UNDER CITY HALL..... Bomba cocked an elegantly arched eyebrow, "why? I think it's sweet! of course with Manny she's going to have to make the move you know? I mean bringing the plate of kippers was about as far as he'd go on his own!" the scarlet queen said as she gave her mane a shake, "I mean he likes queens, I could smell that when he was caring me around belive you me, but he kept his paws to himself, which is more than I can say about some other toms that I can think of would have in those situations!" Bomba said as she peered about the room, bending just so for the cammera "Hey I think I've found a door!"
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Post by Graymane on Oct 10, 2013 8:30:44 GMT 1
UNDER CITY HALL.... "And I think I found the key that went with it." Whitemane picked at a dead body, mostly burnt to a crisp. But everything else was in one piece. "He wont be going anywhere soon." She raised a hand, "You hear that ?" It sounded like a sharp wSHHH type of noise. And then something small, white and round, {in that exact order} cold clocked Whitemane dead between the eyes. Knocking her clean out to the floor with a loud THUD. One thing was for sure, if her tube had filled with water for real, how did she get out of it ?
ON THE GLF COURSE.... Kid Munkus lined up his shot. Using the skills he learned on the course with Skimble he hauled off and hit the ball. "FORE!!!" He called out, a heart beat later and there was a solid WHOCK, followed right away by a loud THUD. Munkus winced, "Ooooo, I hope that did not hit anything... or anybody.... important" He said softly to Stubz
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Post by dodd4 on Oct 10, 2013 16:50:08 GMT 1
ON THE GOLF COURSE.... the mangeled old tom shook his head sadly, "ya shoul na done that Laddie, I was gonna suggest tha three wood but now ah think that tha 3:15 outta Charring Cross Station might na be that better choice!" Bustopher winced, "my Boy you really should work on that Slice!"
UNDER CITY HALL.... Bomba looked around and her clear green gold eyes grew wide with conceren when she saw Whitemane on the floor. the shapely scarlet queen rushed over and kneeled beside her well formed friend, "hey Whiety are you all right? oooh I bet that smarts!" she said then she scooped Whitemae up and charged over to the door and gave it a sound kick with her higheeled boot her 'super strength' (all right the thin plywood constrution of the stage flat was really the deciding factor,) that knocked it clear out of the wall frame and all! then she caried Whitemane into the hall where she tried to revive her.
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Post by Graymane on Oct 11, 2013 6:46:52 GMT 1
AT THE GOLF COURSE.... Kid Munkus took a look at his watch as President Chrome took the tee again after walking a ways, as if to make it look like they were on a course, they moved around the stage as the stagecats moved the scenery like a well timed drill team from the US Navy. "The 3:15 huh, Too late for that, why not the 4:05 to Dublin instead ?" He asked Stubz as Chrome hauled off and sent the ball flying of the stage in a perfect angle.
"So pray tell then what exactly is going on, I am planning on having a summer home built in this area. It has an excellent golf course I must admit much better then the Arlington Courses I wander at times." President Chrome said, As far as he was concerned, they were all friends having a game of golf for the sheer heck of it to disccuss items of importants. "And about that train gentlemen..... The 4:05, It is wise of you to mention it. I was informed that a friend of ours, a mutual friend of ours. Would be on it. Trying to make his get away." He stepped back to allow BJ the next shot
UNDER CITY HALL.... Whitemane was soaking wet and as soon as Bomba set her down in the hall her diamind almost completyely white blue eyes snapped open as she was set on the floor. Pressure stones!! Without a word she grabbed Bomba and faded out of view with her. At the same time gunfire was heard and raked the spot where she had laid for a few seconds before they reappeared in the same place, the weapons spent. Sitting up Whitemane said simply, "Didn't check for pressure stones did you ?" She held a hand for Bomba to help her up while her other hand went to her forehead. She took her hand away. No blood, she sighed in relief.
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Post by dodd4 on Oct 11, 2013 17:59:49 GMT 1
AT THE GOLF COURSE.... at President Chroamies reply about the 4:05 Train Stubby opened a pouch on the side of the golf bag to reveal an old fashiond telephone. he picked up the reciever and dialed. "O'kelly? Iwan ya ta take Branigan, Fannigan, Milligan, Gilligan, Duffy, McCuffy, Malachy, Mahone,Rafferty, Lafferty, Donnelly, Connelly, Dooley, O'Hooley, Muldowney, Malone,Madigan, Cadigan, Lanihan, Flanihan, Fagan, O'Hagan, O'Hoolihan, Flynn,Shanihan, Manihan, Fogarty, Hogarty, Kelly, O'Kelly, McGuinness,an McGuinne ta Charring Cross Station stop tha 4:15! tha lad tis a fair hand at disguisin so ta be onna safe side take EVERONE inta custody! aye thats right tha whole kit and kaboodle!" the mangeled old tom ordered. then he winked at the other toms "an THAT be how we do it downtown!" Bustopher shook his head and with a sigh adressed the ball and lined up his shot driving it from the stage with a sound THWACK!
MEANWHILE UNDER CITY HALL..... the scarlet queen accepted Whitemanes paw and rose with a fluid grace. she gave her mane a shake and her arched eyebrows furroughed prettily when she replied, "uhh...no. but then I don't remeber that in the script eaither, um Hun I don't want you to take this the wrong way, but I know that there are like people who don't like you, you know? I mean do you think that someone might have it in for yo-OWWWW!" Bomba yelped as a small white sphere bounced off of her well shaped bumm. she glared off stage as she rubbed her derriere with one paw. "funny how they can't hear Bloody MACINEGUNS but can still get those balls over here! TOMS!"
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Post by Graymane on Oct 12, 2013 4:48:02 GMT 1
AT THE COURSE Kid Munkus and President Chrome traded looks, Munkus spoke first. "Are you sure that sending McGuinness is a good idea.... I mean think about it, give the Tom a beer and the whole unit falls over like a dead fish."
"With that much of an army after one guy I'm surprsied he did not send Moore." Chrome replied, Munkus took his turn at the shot and fired off a mean shot straight down the middle. "Remember, this is a par three hole. Would not want.... wait a second." Chrome turned towards his caddy and asked for his putter. "Lets make this quick, the nexty act is almost ready from what I hear, going train robbin are we Kid Munkus ?"
Kid Munkus looked like a deer caught in the headlights of a car. After all in that brief moment of everyones attention on President Chromechaser Munkus had literally changed clothing into a bandit style outfit. complete with mask and hat. "Whatever makes you ask that Sir ?" Munkus jerked his head to Stubinz with a wink, they had to pick up a certain Amazonian or two before catching a rather important train.
UNDER CITY HALL Whitemane smiled, "Hurts does it not ?" She simply stated, She then heard footsteps and and all but flattened herself against the wall while motioning Bomba to do the same. Two 'henches' walked past as if on cue, one took a wrong step and a loud
"OW!!!" Was heard before the 'hench' was suddenly back on the stage rubbing his own rear where Redmane had dropkicked it. Apparently Redmane was still down there.
Whitemane pointed in the directions the two 'henches' and then completely disappeared without a sound. Then she reappeared next to Bomba, a letter in a hand, "Jerk's tailfeathers are in the wind. He's not here. Apparently he is in a hurry, the 3:15, if we hurry we can make the 4:05, maybe even beat the toms that keep hitting us with the golf balls!! At the same time if we get there first. You did remember to have our luggage man take my frying pan aboard yes ?" Though she had no idea that it was really BJ that just shot Bomba in the bum and Munkus that cold clocked her in the forehead dead between the eyes.
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